Anyone Want a Cocaine Hippo? Free to a Good Home
Otherwise, Colombia’s going to make hippo burgers out of them.
Drew Curtis
St. Louis Officials Confirm “More Than One” Monkey Running Loose
...deploying the same mathematical rigor that planned the Rams stadium deal.
Drew Curtis
Dog Wins Award for Attacking a Bull To Save His Human
Your move, emotional support ferret.
Drew Curtis
August 10th: National Spoil Your Dog Day
A Holiday for the creatures who already think they’re royalty.
Richard Cole
Danish Zoo Offers Tax Deductions for Donating Your Pets To Be Eaten by Its Animals
Please check the "Predator Feeding" box on line 28e.
Drew Curtis
13 States Where You Can Legally Own a Pet Kangaroo
Ready to JUMP into life as a kangaroo parent? Well, if you live in any of these 13 states, you just might have a chance. Laws are always changing so be sure to double-check local & state rules before making this ROO-diculous decision.
Liz Days
Turns Out When Sleeping Dogs Lie, They Dream About Their Owners
Cats, however, are less clingy and probably dream about anything but humans, like catching delicious mice or walking through the middle of your family’s board game to remind you who’s really in charge around here.
Gabe Herman
Snake in the Drain: Mystery Boa Constrictor Apprehended in NYC Apartment
Manhattan’s Upper West Side is not the native habitat of boa constrictors, but one made itself right at home in a ground-level apartment.
Katie Compa
Summa Cat Laude: Vermont State University Confers Honorary Degree on Local Kitty Boy
In Western Vermont, Max the cat just became the first in his (birth) family to earn a college degree.
Katie Compa
Cat’s Outta the Box: Family Pet Accidentally Shipped 650 Miles with Amazon Returns
Next time you need to return an online purchase, make sure you’re only returning what you intended. One cat, mistakenly closed into an Amazon box, was shipped for return and ended up far from home and far from happy.
Liz Days
I Want My Gator Back, Gator Back, Gator Back: Man’s Longtime Pet Alligator Seized by State Authorities
New York’s Department of Environmental Conservation seized a Buffalo-area man’s twelve-foot, 750-pound pet alligator, which is not a euphemism - and he’s single!
Katie Compa
Cops and Hops: Police Encounter Pet Kangaroo
An unexpected call led Texarkana police to a friendly pet kangaroo, Rocky, at Spring Lake Park. The incident, shared on social media, brought a touch of joy and laughter to the community. Rocky is being held without bail and faces 12 years in prison.
Elon Altman
