Putin’s Quest To Become Immortal Involves Cryotherapy and Mini-Pigs
Just a normal government initiative involving frozen dictators and medically endangered charcuterie.
Drew Curtis
North Korean Applicant for Remote Crypto Job Refuses To Repeat the Phrase ‘Kim Jong Un Is a Fat Ugly Pig.’
Voight-Kampff test finally goes open-source.
Drew Curtis
Canada’s “Super Pigs” Poised To Invade U.S.
Highly intelligent, extremely adaptable, and absolutely not respecting your border wall.
Drew Curtis
New Mexico Pig That Evaded Police on I-40 for Hours Gets Adopted
Justice may be blind, but this pig is now legally required to nap in sunbeams.
Drew Curtis
Park Officials Baffled After Holiday Crowd Leaves Behind 130 lb Pig and 47 lbs of Potato Salad
Only one of those is getting adopted...
Drew Curtis
Emu Celebrates Independence Day by Escaping from a Farm in PA
An Emu has been captured after it escaped from a Bucks County farm on the Fourth of July. Was it fear of fireworks, fear of captivity, or the search for a fun night on the town that drove this fugitive to run?
Liz Days
Flatulent Pigs, Cows Being Forced To Pony Up For Gas Tax
If you’re a barnyard animal that enjoys farting, you may want to steer clear of Denmark, as they’re betting the farm on you, enacting a tax on livestock farmers for the greenhouse gases emitted by their livelihood
Bram Teitelman
8 Viral Animals That Are More Popular Than You
Step aside, Hollywood celebs, and make room for the furry, feathery, and scaly stars of cyberspace. These viral animals are as cute as they are talented. It’s no wonder their careers are doing so much better than yours.
Missy Baker
Unlikely Animal Friends: Pig Donates Kidney to Massachusetts Man
Richard Slayman, a 62-year-old man from Weymouth, Massachusetts, has received a gene-edited kidney from an increasingly likely match: a pig.
Katie Compa
