Bipartisan Ohio Bill To Make ‘Loveland Frogman’ Official State Cryptid Sails Forward
Companion bills in Ohio: Superman as state superhero, buckeye as state candy, WKRP turkey for state bird (I made up that last one).
Drew Curtis
Penn and Teller Advise Supreme Court That a Texas Investigator Mistook a Carnival Act for Evidence
Teller concurs in writing.
Drew Curtis
Man Arrested for Returning LEGO Sets After Swapping Out Minifigures for Dried Pasta
These aren't the minifigs you're looking for.
Drew Curtis
Uber: One Star, Left a Python. Not a Euphemism
The only thing worse than small talk is discovering it sheds.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Police Charge Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player With Shooting a Man While Driving His Tesla
Police also can't explain how he did any of those things, still insist he acted alone.
Drew Curtis
Northern Territory Floods So Bad That Crocodiles Are Now Commuting
Police urge residents to stay indoors, which is also where the spiders are.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy
When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.
Drew Curtis
Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent
Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.
Drew Curtis
BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God
"She would have held."
Drew Curtis
AI Police Report Turns Cop Into Frog
You’ve heard of AI Slop, now get ready for AI Hoppy Cop.
Bram Teitelman
Lebanon County Man Claims To Be God Following High-Speed Chase, Divine Intervention
God works in mysterious ways... this was not one of the good ones
Drew Curtis
Winter Plunderland: 3 Santas, 40 Elves Rob Grocery Store
And no, they didn't enter the store via its chimney, either.
Bram Teitelman
Fugitive’s Nativity Disguise Ruins Town’s Three Wise Men Count
Witnesses report the extra “wise man” offered no gifts, just questionable life choices.
Drew Curtis
