Is the Pope Really Catholic? And What Does He Do Out in the Woods?
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Pope Leo Spent Formative Years Training With Clowns, Experience That Has Been Useful in Recent Months
From Big Top to Papal Throne, the lessons never left.
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King Charles and Pope Leo To Pray Together
First joint prayer in 500 Years, expected to go off without a schism.
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Pope Tells Cubs Fans “Han Perdido!” Which Translates to “You Should’ve Drafted Pitching”
A reminder to Cubs fans that even divine forgiveness has limits... especially in October.
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Pope Warns Against Greed, Pauses To Adjust Cushions on His Throne Made of Solid Gold
Turning water into wine since 33 A.D., but still charging corkage.
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