Is That a Ball Python in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy To See Airport Security?
Some people smuggle souvenirs. Others choose emotional support constrictors.
Drew Curtis
Uber: One Star, Left a Python. Not a Euphemism
The only thing worse than small talk is discovering it sheds.
Drew Curtis
Pythons Keep Turning up in Weird Places
If these guys keep escaping, maybe someone should open an Outback Snakehouse for them to meet up.
Bram Teitelman
British Man Injured in Domestic Incident With Weapon of Ass Destruction
It was like a full-on solar eclipse, but no moon was involved.
Drew Curtis
Missing Albino Python Found Under Mobile Home After 6 Months in Oklahoma Trailer Park
A rare albino python played a long game of hide and seek, or snakes and ladders, until it was found under a mobile home. The snake had been missing from its Oklahoma mobile home for over 6 months, and was finally captured by trapping it under a laundry basket.
Odd News Staff
