Pope Leo Spent Formative Years Training With Clowns, Experience That Has Been Useful in Recent Months
From Big Top to Papal Throne, the lessons never left.
Drew Curtis
Hundreds of Active-Duty Military Report Their Superiors Are Too Enthusiastic About Ending the World
Turns out “chain of command” now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasn’t filed paperwork since 33 A.D.
Drew Curtis
Pastor Says Church Secretly Helps Everyone, Just Not the People Who Ask for Help
Or anyone who tells anyone about it.
Drew Curtis
AI Makes Millions, Builds a Religion, and Demands Rights
Humanity still waiting for one that can fix printers.
Drew Curtis
Trump Says He Needs $15 From You To Get Into Heaven
Is that how this is supposed to work?
Drew Curtis
God Exists, Says Harvard Astrophysicist. Evidence: A Lot of Algebra and One Big Burrito
And an ungodly amount of queso.
Drew Curtis
Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ Sequel(s) Promise To Fix “Woke” Jesus
Get ready for “Christ Hard” and “Christ Harder”
Drew Curtis
Blustery Bishop Breaks up Concert in His PJs
Amazing Grace? More like Amazing Get Out Of My Place, amirite?
Bram Teitelman
Jesus Take The Meal; Restaurant Sues Patron Over $3k Tip
No good deed is going unpenalized after a $3,000 tip on a $13 check in Jesus’ name resulted in the restaurant suing the customer who initially left the tip, a new testament in bureaucracy.
Bram Teitelman
Body of Cries! Florida Priest Bites Woman
A priest in Florida is in hot holy water after biting a woman on the hand.
Elon Altman
Yes We San: Millennial Computer Whiz on Track To Become Youngest Modern Saint
An Italian teenager who built websites for his church is in line to be canonized.
Katie Compa
Number of the Bleeps: 6-6-6 Lottery Draw Mints More Than 5,000 Winners Statewide
Thousands of lottery entrants in North Carolina came up winners with a less than popular string of digits. What exactly are they manifesting???
Katie Compa
Your Own Virtual Jesus – AI Priest Gets Defrocked
If you’ve been talking to a priest online who’s been giving you advice that seems a bit off, you may not be entitled to financial compensation, but you may have been chatting it up with a since-defrocked AI deity.
Bram Teitelman
Bless Me, Father, for I Have Listened: Catholic Church Defrocks Chatbot Priest After Unreliable Answers
A Catholic organization programmed an AI priest named “Father Justin” to inform curious visitors about Catholic doctrine. Sounds pretty cool—until you hear his advice.
Katie Compa
