Robot Dog Security Company Claims It Is Not Using Facial Recognition at FIFA World Cup
However, it’s using literally everything else in the toolkit.
Drew Curtis
Robot Breaks Half Marathon Record, Human Runners’ Hearts
AI isn’t just coming for your job, now it’s coming for your personal best.
Bram Teitelman
Ukraine to Field 25,000 Military Ground Robots in 2026
Russia counters with new coal-powered reconnaissance horse.
Drew Curtis
Robot Can’t See Glass. Company Valued at $625 Million
Both the autonomous and human-piloted models crashed into bus shelters the same week, proving that the problem was glass all along. Or that everyone at that company, robot or human, sucks at their job.
Drew Curtis
Clumsy Delivery Robot Crashes Into Chicago Bus Stop
AI's intelligence may be a threat to humanity, but a few tweaks are still needed.
Gabe Herman
Dumb Waiter Robot Won’t Stop Dancing
The future is here, and boy does it enjoy cutting a rug.
Bram Teitelman
AI Is Coming To Replace Dogs Now as Well as Humans
New rule: If something is a Black Mirror episode, you should avoid doing it in real life.
Drew Curtis
China Unveils Robot Dogs With Machine Guns, Motion-Controlled Combat Humanoids
Russia responds by issuing muskets to horses.
Drew Curtis
CEO KO’d By AI… “Too Violent, Too Brutal”
The CEO of a robotics firm was targeted by one of its robots. Willingly, at least this time.
Bram Teitelman
“Robot Dogs With Tech Moguls Faces on Them Poop NFTs” Is Somehow Not a Madlibs Headline
Basel attendees report emotional whiplash, olfactory confusion, and mild existential leakage.
Drew Curtis
China Debuts Huggable Humanoid Robot With Soft Skin, “Intimate” Features
Wait, what kind of robot is this again?
Drew Curtis
AI Teddy Bears Extremely Unsafe For Kids, And Possibly Adults
Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.
Drew Curtis
Russia Debuts AI Robot That Immediately Face-Plants to the Theme of Rocky
This marks the first time in history something Russian has gone down to "Eye of the Tiger" without performance-enhancing drugs.
Drew Curtis
Tech Bros Discover That What AI Really Needed Was Bloodsport
The singularity will be televised—and it’ll charge $30 at the door.
Drew Curtis
