Billy Idol Credits Crack Cocaine With Curing His Heroin Addiction
The '80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.
Drew Curtis
America’s Newest Metal Frontman: William Shatner
Rock out with your Spock out.
Bram Teitelman
Following Louvre Heist, Stonehenge Gets Anti-Theft Training in Case Anyone Tries To Steal 30-Tonne Rocks
Officials admit the stones are technically already stolen, having been relocated from Wales 5,000 years ago by unknown perpetrators.
Drew Curtis
PETA Asks Robert Plant to Temporarily Change His Name to Robert Plant Wool
This is still less weird than the time Morrissey asked cheese to apologize.
Drew Curtis
Tennessee Unveils Tina Turner Statue. Fans Say It’s So Bad Ike Turner Tried To Take Credit
When the city said “Simply the Best,” the sculptor clearly heard “Simply a Mess.”
Drew Curtis
Is That a Turtle on Mars? No.
It's a rock. Obviously. And no, not Dwayne 'The Turtle' Johnson. Just a rock.
Drew Curtis
School Tries To Make Learning Exciting With Fake Meteorite Strike
It was less of a space rock and more of a total crock.
Bram Teitelman
