Local Inventor Achieves Terminal Velocity in Garbage Receptacle, Calls It “Engineering”
Standard protocol if the bin tips at 66 mph is to "tuck down inside and let the bin slide," which are words a grown man said out loud.
Drew Curtis
Czech Republic Police Finally Nab Mystery F1 Race Car After Six Years of Not Trying Very Hard
Some dads buy a motorcycle. This one bought Monaco qualifying, minus Monaco.
Drew Curtis
Guinness World Record Holder Wipes Competition for TP Stacking
Do or do not, there is no ply...
Bram Teitelman
Slow and Steady: Tortoise Rescued Trying to Cross Arizona Highway
Stitch the Tortoise was “saved” and returned to live next to a scary ostrich on a ranch - what could be better.
Gabe Herman
Driving Saucer: Spaceship Car Pulled Over in Missouri Wasn’t Full of Aliens, Just Some Creative Earthlings
The otherworldly vehicle was headed towards, you guessed it: a UFO festival. The festival was in, you guessed it: Roswell, New Mexico.
Gabe Herman
Spud Racer: Man Sets World Record with Lightning-Fast Mr. Potato Head Assembly
A 20-year-old man recently had a date with destiny when he faced off with an infamous shape-shifter by the name of Mr. Potato Head. He won by a nose—a plastic nose.
Missy Baker
USPS Mail Truck Caught Doing 105mph
Snail mail? Actually, almost jail mail after a USPS mail truck, generally seen double-parking and not moving at all, was pulled over doing north of 100mph in a 60. Unsurprisingly, the Mustang it was racing won.
Bram Teitelman
