Argentina Rules Goldfish Have Civil Rights as “Non-Human Persons”
Somewhere, a lobster in a restaurant tank just called its attorney.
Drew Curtis
Buried Lede: Man Pays $3.2 Million for Fish He Admits He Hasn’t Tasted Yet
Sir, it's a fish.
Drew Curtis
On Earth, It’s Called “Prison Food.” In Orbit, It’s “Omakase by Kraft Singles”
Proof that even in space, dads will still try to make sushi with hot dogs.
Drew Curtis
