Diamond Heist Goes Internal: NZ Man Eats James Bond-Themed Fabergé Egg
New Zealand police practice gastrointestinal surveillance after man internalizes $19,000 business plan.
Drew Curtis
Eyeless, Faceless Horror Jesus Stolen From Nativity Scene
Area residents celebrate the first day in weeks without textile-induced Christmas night terrors.
Drew Curtis
Following Louvre Heist, Stonehenge Gets Anti-Theft Training in Case Anyone Tries To Steal 30-Tonne Rocks
Officials admit the stones are technically already stolen, having been relocated from Wales 5,000 years ago by unknown perpetrators.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Breaks Into Church, Steals iPad, Clogs Toilet. Florida Man Trifecta Achieved
A "No Shoes, No Service" policy may also have helped.
Drew Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis Furious About Stolen Dinosaur
We’re not sure which timeline this is anymore.
Drew Curtis
Florida Woman Steals Publix Motorized Cart To Go to Her Doctor’s Appointment
...Invents the for-profit medicine version of Uber Eats.
Drew Curtis
Venice Pickpockets Sue Watchdog Group for Filming Them
Next week: burglars demand royalties from "America’s Dumbest Criminals" reruns.
Drew Curtis
Local Man Arrested for Stealing 1,700 Lego Sets and Other Toys
In related news, the Lego Millennium Falcon set retails for your left kidney.
Drew Curtis
‘Beef Bandit’ Busted: Louisiana Man Caught With Ribeyes in His Pants
It's a rare crime, but not one that was well done.
Drew Curtis
Thieves Steal $7,000 Worth of Labubu Dolls. Boomers Ask, “What’s a Labubu?”
$7,000 worth of Labubu dolls is exactly three dolls, by the way.
Drew Curtis
Man’s Cessna Stolen Twice, Returned Cleaner and Better Equipped
Authorities suspect he may be dealing with a rare Reverse Gremlin.
Drew Curtis
Dish It Out: New Banksy Street Art Quickly Removed by Masked Group
A satellite dish depicting a wolf howling was taken down from a London roof in broad daylight, providing further publicity for the work and artist.
Gabe Herman
Hugging Robbers Face The Long Arm of the Law
Authorities in Southern California are warning residents to be vigilant of strangers who want a hug.
Missy Baker
Pajama-Clad Criminal Arrested in Bizarre Hamster Heist
Police in Columbus, Ohio found themselves chasing more than they bargained for when a suspect robbed a pet store and unleashed a four-legged frenzy into the city.
Missy Baker
