AI Teddy Bears Extremely Unsafe For Kids, And Possibly Adults
Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.
Drew Curtis
Barbie Jeep Grand Theft OH-NO
Prince George man arrested while living his Mattel fantasy.
Drew Curtis
Real Cops Called on Fake Iguana
A toy iguana? What will they think of next?
Gabe Herman
Spud Racer: Man Sets World Record with Lightning-Fast Mr. Potato Head Assembly
A 20-year-old man recently had a date with destiny when he faced off with an infamous shape-shifter by the name of Mr. Potato Head. He won by a nose—a plastic nose.
Missy Baker
Cops Piece Together Heist, Find Way Too Much Lego
A senior citizen assembled one hell of a crime spree, putting together a haul of nearly 3,000 boxes of Lego before getting busted - and not because he stepped on a piece in the middle of the night and alerted the cops with a string of profanity.
Bram Teitelman
Resort Town Puts Kibosh On Blow-Up Dolls, Penis Costumes
If your idea of fun is galavanting around in a giant penis costume, or perhaps blowing up a sex doll to hit the town with, hey, you do you. But not in the Spanish resort town of Platja d’Aro, Spain, where both have been outlawed.
Bram Teitelman
Wipe That Face Off Your Head: Southern California Police Cover Suspects’ Faces with Lego Heads
A police department that photoshopped Lego heads over mugshots of accused citizens has been asked by the toy giant to stop it, lest they step on an errant brick, which would be a real shame… a real shame.
Katie Compa
Pittsburgh Pirated: Penguins Bobbleheads Go Missing
18,000 pilfered Pittsburgh Penguins bobbleheads are agreeably nodding their heads somewhere other than where they were supposed to be after a robbery
Bram Teitelman
Role Out: Man Owns 10,000 Transformers But Refuses to Change
Birth, decay, death. Life is a continual process of transformation. Can we live through this ephemeral experience like robots, coldly accepting the challenge of constant flux, or can we confront them head on like a vehicle, moving from beginning to end without regret?
Jonas Polsky
Thrift Store Begs Donors To Stop Donating Sex Toys
Inappropriate donations have left a Welsh charity store blushing due to the donations of “used and unused” sex toys. Barnardo’s, while happy that people are enthusiastically donating items, has since issued a plea for the public to only donate clothing and children’s toys instead.
Odd News Staff
Seattle Woman Takes the World Record for Most Rubber Duckies
Charlotte Lee has the largest collection of rubber ducks in the world. How many, you ask? A whopping 5,631 and counting! She has been an avid duck collector for over a quarter of a century, and has amassed quite the collection.
Odd News Staff
