Border Agent Testifies in Court After Being Struck by Subway Sandwich
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Sandwiches sort of exploding against tactical armor. I smelled the mustard and the onion. All these moments will be lost in time, like sesame seeds off a bun.”
Drew Curtis
DOJ Ex-Paralegal Heads to Trial for Alleged Footlong Battery. Jury To Weigh Intent, Condiments
A tale of one man, one sandwich, and a legal system desperately trying to stay on a low-carb diet.
Drew Curtis
