Russia Unveils Revolutionary Stealth Fuel Tanker Technology: Painting the Word “Milk” on Trucks
Modern warfare enters its "Got Milk?" phase.
Drew Curtis
Putin’s Unstoppable Hypersonic Missile Performs Flawlessly, Strikes Russian Shopping Mall
Moscow's latest marvel reached its destination with all the confidence of a GPS set to "chaos."
Drew Curtis
Russia Tells Banks To Provide Their Own Air Defenses
Somewhere in Moscow, a loan officer is being handed a missile launcher and a two-hour webinar.
Drew Curtis
Ukraine’s National Police Lists Seagal Alongside Kim Jong Un and Assad as Illegal Arms Recipient
Pro-Kremlin separatist warlord hands out Glocks to Kim Jong Un, Bashar al-Assad, and Steven Seagal, because the Marked for Death program has loosened its eligibility requirements considerably.
Drew Curtis
Ukraine to Field 25,000 Military Ground Robots in 2026
Russia counters with new coal-powered reconnaissance horse.
Drew Curtis
Fish Sticks Are Funding Russia’s War on Ukraine. And You Should Feel Bad
The frozen food aisle has entered its Cold War era, and your air fryer is now complicit.
Drew Curtis
Ukraine Hits Russian Target 800 Miles Away With New Homemade Cruise Missile Built From Airplane Scrap
When your war machine becomes its own parts supplier, that’s less a setback and more a very awkward recycling program.
Drew Curtis
Swedish Churches Discover “Nuns” Were Funding Putin’s War Machine One Tchotchke at a Time
What began as parish hospitality ended somewhere between espionage and Etsy treason.
Drew Curtis
Ukraine Denies Drone Attack on Putin Residence but Thanks Russia for Excellent Suggestion
“We’ll get right on that,” said Zelensky.
Drew Curtis
Indiana Man Grows 29-Foot Sunflower After Coincidentally Moving From Chernobyl
City officials say it’s “probably fine” - while standing three blocks away with a Geiger counter.
Drew Curtis
