Russian Military Upgrades From Horse-Drawn Carriages to Mad Max Cosplay Vehicles
Next up: coal-powered blimps.
Drew Curtis
Grand Jury Fails To Indict Ham Sandwich-Chucker
Turns out throwing sandwiches is a tougher case than overthrowing democracy.
Drew Curtis
The Shoddy Guard: Secret Service Agent Robbed at Gunpoint
Out of Service: While in California, a member of President Biden’s Secret Service detail was robbed at gunpoint. The president needs to be protected, but who will protect the protectors?
Jonas Polsky
Gun-Waving Florida Couple Deserves the Benefit of the Doubt
Yes, these gun-toting muscle heads triggered an emergency lockdown of a Miami daycare. But I’m sure they have a solid explanation.
Jason Salmon
Crime Wave: Murdered Dolphin Has Detectives Fishing for Clues
Watery Grave: A dolphin was found shot to death in Louisiana. Police are on the case, but something about this dolphin murder smells fishy.
Jonas Polsky
A Big Bang: School Sets New Guinness Record for Confetti Cannons Fired Simultaneously
A school in Western Australia holds the new world record for… letting students and faculty shoot off confetti guns together, which we grudgingly admit is actually pretty cool.
Katie Compa
History Teaches Us There’s a Wrong Way To Celebrate a Divorce With a Firearm
A Nashville man reminds us that neither getting divorced nor shooting guns is wrong. But history shows us there are rules to follow to stay out of jail.
Jason Salmon
Guns ‘N’ Noses: Mall Hires Firearm-Sniffing Dog
If you’ve got a Mauser, watch out for that schnauzer! The Mall of America has recruited canine backup to catch pistol packing shoppers - and it’s already working
Bram Teitelman
The Most Canadian Way to Find a Live Grenade in Your Deceased Father’s Home
A Canadian woman found a live grenade when cleaning out her deceased father’s home. This offered the rare chance for polite Canadian officials to teach valuable lessons on grenade safety.
Jason Salmon
