Odd Animals News

Football Player With Venomous Snake In Helmet Is Tougher Than You

There's a snake in my boots! Oh wait, it's my football helmet.

Bram Teitelman

Rapper Big Dracula Arrested in Connection With Fraud, Santeria, Goats in Boxes

Yes, this is a real thing that happened. Florida, man. 

Drew Curtis

Multiple Monkey Sightings Mar Mount Dora, Florida

As the wise prophet Peter Gabriel once said, don't you monkey with the monkey.

Bram Teitelman

If You’re a Mississippian Missing an Emu, It’s Still on the Loose

If you run into it, consider it armed and extremely flightless.

Bram Teitelman

Is That a Ball Python in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy To See Airport Security?

Some people smuggle souvenirs. Others choose emotional support constrictors.

Drew Curtis

Argentina Rules Goldfish Have Civil Rights as “Non-Human Persons”

Somewhere, a lobster in a restaurant tank just called its attorney.

Drew Curtis

Bear Eats, Poops, and Leaves

One peach. One poop. Zero purchases. A true minimalist shopping trip.

Drew Curtis

Gas Lines Are So Bad in Russia That Demand for Horses Has Spiked

Russia's transportation strategy now includes oats and emotional support carrots.

Drew Curtis

Russia Unveils Revolutionary “Horsepower Initiative” After Discovering Horses Already Run on Grass

Officials insist this transportation breakthrough is absolutely not a step backward.

Chloe Hokenson

That Stings: Semi Spills Full Load of Bees on Texas Road

Apparently, the advice to "Please drive extra carefully when carrying bees" was sincere, and not a funny joke.

Gabe Herman