Michigan State Confirms Wells Hall Has Reverted Back to a “Math Lab”
Officials say the chemicals were not part of an active methamphetamine lab, merely the complete ingredient list for one, distributed across five duffel bags, on the fifth floor, for sixteen days. Sure, that happens.
Drew Curtis
Teens Discover the Line Between “Viral Content” and “Criminal Mischief” With Lawnmower in Target
Drew Curtis
Spoiler Alert! Man Jailed For Posting “Godzilla” Film Details
Justin Cappa
Man Arrested for Returning LEGO Sets After Swapping Out Minifigures for Dried Pasta
Drew Curtis
Liar, Liar, Ants in Pants
A Nairobi judge has determined that the man who showed up at the airport with 2,200 ants in test tubes was, in the court's words, "not an entirely honest person".
Drew Curtis
Look at This Photograph: RCMP Release Mugshot of Nickelback Hometown’s Most Wanted
Canada arrests Canada.
Drew Curtis
Man in Cow Costume Tries To Stab Family Member
The steaks were high. Or drunk. Or off their meds, most likely.
Bram Teitelman
Toronto Detector Dog Moby Sniffs Out 88 Pounds of Raw Meat, the Second Such Haul in Three Weeks
In unrelated news, a vegan musician in Brooklyn woke up Wednesday tasting iron and cannot explain why.
Drew Curtis
Epstein Files: No Convictions. Louisiana Fish-Lake Fraud: Ten Years Hard Labor
Ten pounds of bass, ten years of consequences, zero sense of proportion.
Drew Curtis
Teen Receives Wrong Condiments From Chicken Shop, Commits Fowl Act
He got lost in the sauce.
Justin Cappa
Human Skull Hunt on Easter Goes About as Well as (Un)Planned
Let’s just say eggs weren’t the only things dyed at this park.
Bram Teitelman
World’s Oldest Tortoise in Crypto Scam
His death was reported, but it was all part of a crypto shell game.
Bram Teitelman
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Kat Burglars Steal 12 Tons of Chocolate
The klepto choco bandits are still on the loose and may be armed and extremely delicious.
Bram Teitelman
