Florida Man Charged With Impersonating ICE Agent at Miami Polling Site for Brazilian Elections
Says it was a prop costume from Amazon. ICE gets theirs on Temu.
Drew Curtis
Woman With Drugs Found in “Lower Region” Blames “Intimate Encounter”
I guess you could call it "crack" cocaine.
Bram Teitelman
Truck Driver Hides $9.7m of Cocaine in a Shipment of Kim Kardashian Shapewear
Somewhere in customs, a trailer got body-sculpted a little too aggressively.
Drew Curtis
American Idiots Arrested in Japan for Climbing Into Punch the Monkey’s Zoo Enclosure
Punch became internet famous for surviving abandonment; now he survives content creators.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Who Passed $770,000 in Tiffany Earrings Now Passing on Legal Representation
After successfully passing diamonds, he’s apparently ready to pass the bar.
Drew Curtis
Michigan State Confirms Wells Hall Has Reverted Back to a “Math Lab”
Officials say the chemicals were not part of an active methamphetamine lab, merely the complete ingredient list for one, distributed across five duffel bags, on the fifth floor, for sixteen days. Sure, that happens.
Drew Curtis
Teen Receives Wrong Condiments From Chicken Shop, Commits Fowl Act
He got lost in the sauce.
Justin Cappa
Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent
Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.
Drew Curtis
Man Wins Lottery, Plows Winnings Into Building £288 Million Counterfeit Valium Empire
Retirement is for quitters.
Drew Curtis
Dumb Guy Caught in Smart Toilet Theft
And now he's really gotta go... to jail.
Bram Teitelman
Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car
The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
Bram Teitelman
BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God
"She would have held."
Drew Curtis
Bear, Care Bears Found Wandering In Parade, Hotel
A bear without a care in the world, and two that seemed to care about getting arrested, are in the news.
Bram Teitelman
Could Your Home Decorations Get You Arrested?
Florida doormat may only be the first step.
Kevin Bartini
