Fifteen Consenting Men Spotted Spending Three Hours in Two Manholes, Left Spent and Satisfied
Phrasing?
Drew Curtis
Man in Cow Costume Tries To Stab Family Member
The steaks were high. Or drunk. Or off their meds, most likely.
Bram Teitelman
Mafia Poker Scam Used X-Ray Tables, Contact Lenses, and Ex-NBA Players
Just when you thought the Knicks couldn’t sink any lower.
Drew Curtis
Prisoners Sue After Buzzkill Jail Officials Deny Them Eclipse
New York state puts the kibosh on a captive audience wanting to witness next week’s eclipse, and prisoners are suing for the right to go blind.
Bram Teitelman
