Cop Nearly Shot Over Microwaved Fish
Something fishy happened with the police department in Myrtle Beach, and the catch of the day was handcuffs.
Bram Teitelman
Fifteen Consenting Men Spotted Spending Three Hours in Two Manholes, Left Spent and Satisfied
Phrasing?
Drew Curtis
New Brooklyn Trend Alert: Hanging Out In Sewers
Brooklyn's newest nightspots have everything: raw sewage, noxious fumes, vermin, and claustrophobia!
Bram Teitelman
Florida Deputy Cites Woman for Holding Phone in Her Hand While Driving. There’s Just One Problem
Florida policing reaches bold new heights in creative nonfiction.
Drew Curtis
Creepy Abandoned Puppet Gets Job as a Cop
"You have the right to remain terrified."
Bram Teitelman
Cybertruck Owner Finds Out “Wade Mode” Is Actually “Sink Mode”
Not the first time someone's had a sinking feeling realizing listening to Elon Musk might not have been the smartest idea.
Bram Teitelman
Man Arrested for Returning LEGO Sets After Swapping Out Minifigures for Dried Pasta
These aren't the minifigs you're looking for.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Police Charge Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player With Shooting a Man While Driving His Tesla
Police also can't explain how he did any of those things, still insist he acted alone.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy
When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.
Drew Curtis
Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent
Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.
Drew Curtis
BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God
"She would have held."
Drew Curtis
AI Police Report Turns Cop Into Frog
You’ve heard of AI Slop, now get ready for AI Hoppy Cop.
Bram Teitelman
Lebanon County Man Claims To Be God Following High-Speed Chase, Divine Intervention
God works in mysterious ways... this was not one of the good ones
Drew Curtis
