New App Allows Stalking Victims To Stalk Their Stalkers
Doesn't feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it?
Bram Teitelman
Ecuador Seizes 469 Kilos of Cocaine Stamped With Erling Haaland’s Face
An illicit endorsement deal Manchester City's legal department will want to know more about.
Drew Curtis
Australian Homicide Squad Works All Night in the Rain, Later Discovers Victim Was a Life-Sized “Doll”
One suitcase, zero murders, and a lot of very expensive police overtime.
Drew Curtis
Woman With Drugs Found in “Lower Region” Blames “Intimate Encounter”
I guess you could call it "crack" cocaine.
Bram Teitelman
Mexican Police Vow To Apprehend Mexican Batman for Doing Their Job Better Than They Do
Which might be the problem.
Drew Curtis
Man Pulled Over With 34 Open White Claws
It turns out that there are indeed some laws when you’re drinking Claws.
Bram Teitelman
Cop Nearly Shot Over Microwaved Fish
Something fishy happened with the police department in Myrtle Beach, and the catch of the day was handcuffs.
Bram Teitelman
Fifteen Consenting Men Spotted Spending Three Hours in Two Manholes, Left Spent and Satisfied
Phrasing?
Drew Curtis
New Brooklyn Trend Alert: Hanging Out In Sewers
Brooklyn's newest nightspots have everything: raw sewage, noxious fumes, vermin, and claustrophobia!
Bram Teitelman
Florida Deputy Cites Woman for Holding Phone in Her Hand While Driving. There’s Just One Problem
Florida policing reaches bold new heights in creative nonfiction.
Drew Curtis
Creepy Abandoned Puppet Gets Job as a Cop
"You have the right to remain terrified."
Bram Teitelman
Cybertruck Owner Finds Out “Wade Mode” Is Actually “Sink Mode”
Not the first time someone's had a sinking feeling realizing listening to Elon Musk might not have been the smartest idea.
Bram Teitelman
Man Arrested for Returning LEGO Sets After Swapping Out Minifigures for Dried Pasta
These aren't the minifigs you're looking for.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
