Florida Man Who Passed $770,000 in Tiffany Earrings Now Passing on Legal Representation
After successfully passing diamonds, he’s apparently ready to pass the bar.
Drew Curtis
Man Arrested for Returning LEGO Sets After Swapping Out Minifigures for Dried Pasta
These aren't the minifigs you're looking for.
Drew Curtis
Kat Burglars Steal 12 Tons of Chocolate
The klepto choco bandits are still on the loose and may be armed and extremely delicious.
Bram Teitelman
Bug Tussle, TX, Stops Making Street Signs After Multiple Thefts
Big Trouble in little Bug Tussle.
Bram Teitelman
Someone Stole Tucker Carlson’s Non-Woke Nicotine Pouches
Millions of dollars worth of nicotine pouches have disappeared into zyn air.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy
When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.
Drew Curtis
Naked Man Steals Ambulance With Patient Inside
Several questions remain unanswered.
Drew Curtis
Local Teen Thwarts Attempted Home Robbery by a Man Posing as ICE Agent
A recent home invasion by a man dressed as an ICE agent was thwarted by the family's teenage son, who saw through the ruse and called the criminal's bluff.
Kevin Bartini
Dumb Guy Caught in Smart Toilet Theft
And now he's really gotta go... to jail.
Bram Teitelman
Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car
The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
Bram Teitelman
Expectant Father Drives Away in Ex’s Car While She’s in Labor
Claims he was getting a head start on abandoning his family.
Drew Curtis
Monkey, Drunk Guy Wreak Havoc on Music Stores
Marsupials and alcoholics just don't seem to have any respect for music stores these days.
Bram Teitelman
Fishin’ Impossible: Criminals Pull off $400K Frozen Lobster Heist
They were on a seafood diet - they see food, they steal it.
Bram Teitelman
Five Geese-A-Missing… Some Fear the Delicious Worst Has Happened
If they find out that someone stole them, their goose is cooked, especially if they cooked the geese.
Bram Teitelman
