Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Odd Crime News

Bug Tussle, TX, Stops Making Street Signs After Multiple Thefts

Big Trouble in little Bug Tussle.

Bram Teitelman

Police Charge Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player With Shooting a Man While Driving His Tesla

Police also can't explain how he did any of those things, still insist he acted alone.

Drew Curtis

Crow Drones Stuffed With Drugs Flown Into Prison

Look up in the sky - it’s a bird, It’s a drone, it’s weed and meth!

Bram Teitelman

Someone Stole Tucker Carlson’s Non-Woke Nicotine Pouches

Millions of dollars worth of nicotine pouches have disappeared into zyn air.

Bram Teitelman

Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy

When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.

Drew Curtis

Chocolate Funding Gang Activity in the UK

It's a sweet, nougaty, chocolatey crime of opportunity.

Bram Teitelman

Garbage Time: Italian Man Illegally Trained Dog To Take Out Trash, Police Say

It's a dirty job, but someone's pet has to do it.

Gabe Herman

Naked Man Steals Ambulance With Patient Inside 

Several questions remain unanswered.

Drew Curtis

Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent

Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.

Drew Curtis

Man Wins Lottery, Plows Winnings Into Building £288 Million Counterfeit Valium Empire

Retirement is for quitters.

Drew Curtis

ICE Agent approaching house.

Local Teen Thwarts Attempted Home Robbery by a Man Posing as ICE Agent

A recent home invasion by a man dressed as an ICE agent was thwarted by the family's teenage son, who saw through the ruse and called the criminal's bluff.

Kevin Bartini

Dumb Guy Caught in Smart Toilet Theft 

And now he's really gotta go... to jail.

Bram Teitelman

Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car

The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.

Bram Teitelman

BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God

"She would have held." 

Drew Curtis

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