Tennessee Goes Nuclear on Pride Month
Somewhere, a rainbow just got replaced with a stock photo from 1957.
Drew Curtis
Tennessee Goes Nuclear on Pride Month
Somewhere, a rainbow just got replaced with a stock photo from 1957.
Drew Curtis
North Korean Applicant for Remote Crypto Job Refuses To Repeat the Phrase ‘Kim Jong Un Is a Fat Ugly Pig.’
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Japan’s Fertility Festival Rises Again
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5 Places to Hide Easter Eggs To Make Your Kids Better People
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Florida Fails To Ban Cousin Marriage After Busy Session of Banning Everything Else
Cousin marriage ban dies in session gridlock after being quietly attached to a bill about dental hygienist lasers and marijuana dispensary setback requirements.
Drew Curtis
Iowa County Supervisor Discovers Word Has Racist Meaning; Remains Skeptical
Area man shocked that “things we’ve always said on the farm” are not a recognized legal defense.
Drew Curtis
New Call-A-Boomer Line Pops up in Boston
Perfect for college students who want to have a conversation on speaker phone about what it was like to buy a house for $50,000.
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First Post! Ancient Graffiti Tagger Traveled From India to Egypt So Everyone Knew He’d Been There
Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.
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Palantir Provides Nicotene Pouches to Workers To Boost Productivity
Because nothing says "surveillance-tech contractor" like getting your workforce chemically dependent on company property.
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Microsoft Bans the Word “Microslop”, Inadvertently Creates a Viral Marketing Campaign
One forbidden nickname, infinite screenshots, and absolutely zero chill.
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Study Recommends Changing Your Underwear Every Six Months
Finally, science catches up to what the rest of us have been doing since college.
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Denmark Refuses To Participate in Global Sex Recession, Cites “Vibes”
Turns out free tuition, private apartments, and government-approved horniness is a surprisingly potent cocktail.
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Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent
Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.
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Cuba: Close, but No Cigar Festival
Cuba postpones luxury tobacco gala to "preserve excellence," but there’s more to it than that.
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