President Who Eats Well-Done Steak With Ketchup Accuses Eighth-Generation Texan of Being “Vagan”
He did not mean “from Los Vegas”.
Drew Curtis
President Who Eats Well-Done Steak With Ketchup Accuses Eighth-Generation Texan of Being “Vagan”
He did not mean “from Los Vegas”.
Drew Curtis
Buc-ee’s Settles Trademark Lawsuit Alleging a Moose Is a Beaver
Drew Curtis
McDonald’s Claims AI Will Lower Prices but Instead Will Continue To Exploit You for Maximum Profit
Drew Curtis
Philly Cheesesteak Wars Heat up After Owner Assaulted by Sandwich
Bram Teitelman
Australian Researchers Get AI Drunk, Discover It Will Tell You Anything
Evidence suggests everyone involved was drunk too.
Drew Curtis
USDA Secretary Recommends Replacing Expensive Beef With Expensive Chicken, Pork
The good news: You have options. The bad news: They're also expensive.
Drew Curtis
Ten Federal Judges Determine the Founding Fathers Were Fine With Lead in Our Water
Which tracks since most Founding Fathers owned slaves and were perfectly OK with the Constitution not protecting certain human beings.
Drew Curtis
Governor Pritzker Pours Shots of Malört for World Record-Breaking Attempt
Which, in Illinois, is only the second-worst thing a governor has done to the public.
Drew Curtis
Fear and Loaving in Japan as Bread Keeps Mysteriously Appearing
It's odd that it was left at a park instead of a beach because of the sand which is there.
Bram Teitelman
McDonald’s Corn Burger Pulled From Menu After Rocky Surprise
There are a lot of things burgers are supposed to be. Crunchy isn’t one of them.
Bram Teitelman
Rfk Jr. Debuts the Real Food Show, Possibly Using the Contents of His Personal Roadkill Freezer
The cooking show nobody asked for from the man nobody lets plan the family barbecue.
Drew Curtis
MAHA Fresh: RFK Jr. Launches Cooking Show
It’s like he’s on ‘The Bear.’ The TV show, not the dead one he left in Central Park.
Bram Teitelman
Walz Unwittingly Unleashes Gates of Hell by Signing New Grandparents Happy Hour Bill Into Law
These people partied hard back in the 1970s. They’ve seen things. They’ve done things.
Drew Curtis
Taco Bell Admits They Might’ve Given You Diarrhea
That blast you got at Taco Bell might not be of the Baja variety...
Bram Teitelman