Hanover County Raccoon Achieves in One Night What Most College Freshmen Need Four Years To Accomplish
Experts say his palate is unsophisticated, but his commitment to bad decisions is unmatched.
Drew Curtis
Hanover County Raccoon Achieves in One Night What Most College Freshmen Need Four Years To Accomplish
Experts say his palate is unsophisticated, but his commitment to bad decisions is unmatched.
Drew Curtis
Product Placement Deal Ensures Movies Will Get Much Cheesier
Bram Teitelman
“Data” Suggests McRib Launches Correlate With Bitcoin Rallies, Except When They Correlate With 74% Crashes
Drew Curtis
Smoothie Criminal: Toothpaste-Flavored Drink at L.A. Grocer Costs $11
Gabe Herman
DOJ Ex-Paralegal Heads to Trial for Alleged Footlong Battery. Jury To Weigh Intent, Condiments
A tale of one man, one sandwich, and a legal system desperately trying to stay on a low-carb diet.
Drew Curtis
Civet Coffee: $1,300 per Pound for Beans Digested by a Weasel
But “science” says it tastes great.
Drew Curtis
KFC Unveils “Sweet Tokyo Hot & Crispy”
Also, the working title of at least three anime series based on winning fried chicken contests.
Drew Curtis
Brussels Declares War on Veggie Burgers
Kale conscripts expected to surrender by Monday.
Drew Curtis
Florida Woman Steals Publix Motorized Cart To Go to Her Doctor’s Appointment
...Invents the for-profit medicine version of Uber Eats.
Drew Curtis
Maxwell House Coffee Downsizing To Apartment
It's just temporary. And at least it's a slightly better name than Maxwell Halfway House.
Bram Teitelman
Bartenders Striking Because They Hate QR Codes Even More Than You
For them, QR means "Quality Reduced," and they're both shaken and stirred about it.
Bram Teitelman
Flight Diverted After Passengers Eat, Flush Passports
Guess they didn’t want to wait for the complimentary snack.
Bram Teitelman
On Earth, It’s Called “Prison Food.” In Orbit, It’s “Omakase by Kraft Singles”
Proof that even in space, dads will still try to make sushi with hot dogs.
Drew Curtis
Wild Chimpanzees Are Drunk Too, Just Like Us
And no, they’re not getting wasted by drinking too much jungle juice.
Bram Teitelman