Viral Hoax Claimed That Gravity Would Turn Off for Seven Seconds
Earth did not lose gravity for seven seconds on Wednesday, in case you hadn’t noticed.
Drew Curtis
Sam Altman Wants You Poors To Work and Make Him Billions Until You Die
The future of work has arrived. It still starts Monday and ends when your billionaire says so.
Drew Curtis
32 Out of 35 Students Fail Midterm Exam Thanks To Hidden Madagascar AI Prompt
Shut. It. Down.
Drew Curtis
Pentagon Used Grok, an AI That Once Called Itself Mechahitler, To Select Military Targets in Iran
The military insists a human stayed in the loop. The loop declined to comment.
Drew Curtis
Danish PM Warns Parliament That AI Is Amazing at Writing Speeches No One Wants To Write or Listen To
Proof that artificial intelligence has already mastered one very human skill: talking for an eternity without saying anything.
Drew Curtis
Self-Driving Waymo in London Fails To Recognize Walls, Active Crime Scene
The future of transportation remains trapped in a cul-de-sac.
Drew Curtis
OpenAI’s $500 Billion Flagship Coding Agent Had To Be Told Four Separate Times Not To Talk About Goblins
And also gremlins, ogres, and pigeons. What the hell is going on over there?
Drew Curtis
Russia’s Supreme Court Adopts AI To Help Draft Rulings. Is Now Putting Glue on Pizza and Eating Rocks
In Russia, the algorithm is just another guy in the room nodding along.
Drew Curtis
Florida AG Announces Investigation Into Whether ChatGPT Is the Real Reason People Keep Getting Shot in Florida
Because blaming video games, television, D&D, Satan, and fatherless households instead of the guns is completely played out at this point.
Drew Curtis
Meta Digitally Clones Zuckerberg, Meta Employees Next
Then, presumably, the rest of humanity. Using data you posted on Meta platforms. For Meta to sell to advertisers. Anyone can see where this is heading.
Richard Cole
Google AI Overviews Only Lie About a Million Times an Hour
Google AI hits 91 percent factuality. Now you know. And knowing is half the hallucination.
Drew Curtis
AI Is Coming To Replace Dogs Now as Well as Humans
New rule: If something is a Black Mirror episode, you should avoid doing it in real life.
Drew Curtis
Microsoft Bans the Word “Microslop”, Inadvertently Creates a Viral Marketing Campaign
One forbidden nickname, infinite screenshots, and absolutely zero chill.
Drew Curtis
AI Models Keep Nuking Everything in War Games
When given 27 choices, they picked “apocalypse” as if it were a preset.
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