Study: Everything in the Universe Will Evaporate, Including You, Sooner Than Expected
Physicist who photographed the first black hole would like you to know the darkness is coming for everything else, too.
Drew Curtis
JWST Confirms Existence of “Forbidden” Planet, Which Is Mostly Farts
Proof that even the universe occasionally lets one rip and pretends nothing happened.
Drew Curtis
Artemis II Crew Reports Burning Smell From $23M Toilet, NASA Continues To Insist the Alternative Is Worse
Shitter's full.
Drew Curtis
Russia Claims The Moon as Sovereign Territory
Russia says it will carve out sovereign lunar territory by 2036, violating a treaty it signed in 1967, which still puts it ahead of the 1994 Budapest Memorandum speedrun by a comfortable margin.
Drew Curtis
Musk Tells Employees His Superintelligent AI Needs Moon Factory With Giant Catapult
Neglects to mention the other 47 prerequisite steps.
Drew Curtis
Researchers Discover Possible Pulsar Near Milky Way’s Black Hole
And no, that’s not a euphemism. Probably.
Drew Curtis
Scientists Discover Astronauts’ Brains Drift After Months in Space
Which explains why they all come back wanting to run for Senate.
Drew Curtis
Falling Metal, Rising Panic: A Government Guide To Worrying About the Wrong Things
Experts confirm space debris is technically a risk, helpfully adding to list of exotic threats you can't control.
Drew Curtis
Et Tu, North Star? Shakespeare Monologue Inexplicably To Be Launched Into Space
Because science is rational, and this is a great use of time and resources.
Gabe Herman
NASA Discovers Sugar and Weird Ancient Space Gum on Asteroid Bennu
Apparently, the early solar system invented snacks, crafts, and chaos long before inventing life.
Drew Curtis
Chernobyl Fungus Feeds on Radiation, Could Protect Astronauts From Cosmic Rays
Downside: Mars mission crew endlessly arguing about whose turn it is to clean the shower.
Drew Curtis
Harvard’s Space Fraud Avi Loeb Says Space Rock Is Definitely Aliens This Time
Provides zero evidence as usual.
Drew Curtis
“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb
Like he does every week, without evidence.
Drew Curtis
Reflect Orbital Wants FCC Approval To Launch 4,000 Mirrors Into Space To ‘Sell Sunlight’
Astronomers point out this is literally the plot of a Bond villain, minus the competent engineering.
Drew Curtis
