Robot Breaks Half Marathon Record, Human Runners’ Hearts
AI isn’t just coming for your job, now it’s coming for your personal best.
Bram Teitelman
Ukraine to Field 25,000 Military Ground Robots in 2026
Russia counters with new coal-powered reconnaissance horse.
Drew Curtis
Robot Can’t See Glass. Company Valued at $625 Million
Both the autonomous and human-piloted models crashed into bus shelters the same week, proving that the problem was glass all along. Or that everyone at that company, robot or human, sucks at their job.
Drew Curtis
Study: Everything in the Universe Will Evaporate, Including You, Sooner Than Expected
Physicist who photographed the first black hole would like you to know the darkness is coming for everything else, too.
Drew Curtis
Meta Digitally Clones Zuckerberg, Meta Employees Next
Then, presumably, the rest of humanity. Using data you posted on Meta platforms. For Meta to sell to advertisers. Anyone can see where this is heading.
Richard Cole
Hungarian Ministry of Defence Information-Security Officer Used the Password “FrankLampard”
A colonel in charge of protecting classified military data chose the name of an English football manager.
Drew Curtis
Google AI Overviews Only Lie About a Million Times an Hour
Google AI hits 91 percent factuality. Now you know. And knowing is half the hallucination.
Drew Curtis
JWST Confirms Existence of “Forbidden” Planet, Which Is Mostly Farts
Proof that even the universe occasionally lets one rip and pretends nothing happened.
Drew Curtis
Artemis II Crew Reports Burning Smell From $23M Toilet, NASA Continues To Insist the Alternative Is Worse
Shitter's full.
Drew Curtis
Russia Claims The Moon as Sovereign Territory
Russia says it will carve out sovereign lunar territory by 2036, violating a treaty it signed in 1967, which still puts it ahead of the 1994 Budapest Memorandum speedrun by a comfortable margin.
Drew Curtis
Tesla Files Patent To Solve Cybertruck Battery Range Problems: A Trailer Towing an Extra Battery
The truck of the future, powered by a slightly smaller truck following it.
Drew Curtis
Bull Sharks Have Friends, and That’s a Wonderful Thing
A heartwarming finding about cold-blooded creatures of the deep.
Gabe Herman
Dumb Waiter Robot Won’t Stop Dancing
The future is here, and boy does it enjoy cutting a rug.
Bram Teitelman
Scientists Put Condoms on Cicada Towers To See What Happens When You Cut off Airflow
We've all been there.
Drew Curtis
