Polish Leads for AI Prompts, Screwing in Lightbulbs, Submarine Doors
English remains competitive in apologizing profusely and forming committees about it.
Drew Curtis
AI Mitigates Dunning-Kruger Effect, but Replaces It With Something Dumber
Researchers confirm: with AI, everyone’s above average. Especially the wrong people.
Drew Curtis
Albania’s AI Minister “Pregnant” With 83 Children
Experts warn that Skynet starts with maternity leave.
Drew Curtis
Google’s AI Falsely Reports That GTA6 Has a “Twerk Button”
Thanks to one man’s three-month campaign of complete nonsense.
Drew Curtis
Top Army General Using ChatGPT To Make Military Decisions
Has already hallucinated at least two wars.
Drew Curtis
Tech Bros Discover That What AI Really Needed Was Bloodsport
The singularity will be televised—and it’ll charge $30 at the door.
Drew Curtis
AI Makes Millions, Builds a Religion, and Demands Rights
Humanity still waiting for one that can fix printers.
Drew Curtis
Scientists Warn AI May Wipe Out Humanity
But does humanity need help to wipe out humanity?
Drew Curtis
Albania Appoints World’s First AI Cabinet Member
“Diella can’t be corrupted,” says Albanian PM confidently, moments before she started awarding billion-dollar contracts to a startup called BitcoinBunkerShovel.io
Drew Curtis
Beijing Unveils Its First Humanoid Robot Dealership
Which is definitely not in any way a front for Skynet.
Drew Curtis
Texas Tells Residents To Cut Back on Water
While Microsoft pours it into a GPU jacuzzi like it’s the Bellagio fountain on crack.
Drew Curtis
Grok Is Experiencing Model Collapse – With an Unhealthy Dose of Racism
Grok's latest update has apparently transformed it from a helpful AI into the digital embodiment of your most problematic uncle after a few too many at your July 4th BBQ.
Drew Curtis
A Mighty Wind Delays Robots Running in Half-Marathon
A disappointing development, as we were all planning our weekend around watching the event.
Gabe Herman
Rare Species of Bee Stings Zuckerberg in the AI
These tiny insects have emerged as unlikely heroes in the fight against Big Tech's excessive energy consumption.
Richard Cole
