Switzerland, Norway, and the Growing Snake Problem at the FIFA World Cup
Nidhogg gnawed the roots of the World Tree for a thousand years, and all he got was a Norway training camp in Greensboro.
Drew Curtis
Switzerland, Norway, and the Growing Snake Problem at the FIFA World Cup
Nidhogg gnawed the roots of the World Tree for a thousand years, and all he got was a Norway training camp in Greensboro.
Drew Curtis
FIFA Gives Vuvuzelas the Red Card for the World Cup
Drew Curtis
Robot Dog Security Company Claims It Is Not Using Facial Recognition at FIFA World Cup
Drew Curtis
German YouTuber Completes Third Consecutive Title for Capturing England’s Most Dangerous Cheese
Drew Curtis
Clean Swimmer Wins Gold at All-Drug Enhanced Games
In what organizers are calling an unexpected victory for “training” and other antiquated Olympic concepts.
Drew Curtis
Ronald McDonald Sings National Anthem at Baseball Game
It’s certainly some sort of metaphor for something or other.
Bram Teitelman
Tenants Bemoan Gym Grunting
For residents of this condo complex, finding the source of excessive noise was no heavy lift.
Justin Cappa
An International Sperm Race Is Coming to San Francisco
128 samples will be swimming for a $100,000 prize and a good cause.
Bram Teitelman
Rodent Infestation Gives Angels Fans Another Reason To Avoid Stadium
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don’t care if I - look, there’s a rat!
Bram Teitelman
FIFA’s Gianni Infantino Denied Pope-Tier Motorcade by Canadians
Vancouver Police politely explain that running a bracket tournament does not, in fact, qualify a man for "Internationally Protected Person" status, no matter how many fake peace prizes he hands out.
Drew Curtis
Officials Insist Crocodile-Infested River Is Completely Safe for Olympic Rowing Event
Crocodiles yet to confirm participation, but reportedly very interested.
Drew Curtis
Police Charge Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player With Shooting a Man While Driving His Tesla
Police also can't explain how he did any of those things, still insist he acted alone.
Drew Curtis
Champion Racehorse Ends up in Soup Due To Clerical Error
From prized thoroughbred to “mystery beef” with a paper trail that vanished faster than the horse.
Drew Curtis
Pyongyang Marathon Cancelled Due to “Some Reasons”
Tour company promises to investigate what “some reasons” means, beginning with several polite emails into the void.
Drew Curtis