Spice Scandal: Everything Bagel Seasoning Confiscated at Korean Airports
Move over shoes and shampoo bottles, airport public enemy number one is now… Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel Seasoning!
Missy Baker
Illinois Bar Offering Cicada-Infused Malört
When life gives you cicadas, make cicada-ade. Or perhaps combine the noisy insects having a once-in-a-17-year season throughout the Midwest with another regional phenomenon, disgusting Chicago liqueur Malört?
Bram Teitelman
Dough No! Rat-Filled Bread Blamed on Squeak Accident
Bread Alert! In Japan, rodent parts were found in several loaves of bread. As a precaution, more than 100,000 loaves of bread had to be recalled.
Jonas Polsky
Let Them Eat Steak: Stop Buying Groceries and Live Debt-Free
Sure, corporations charge outrageous food prices, but that’s because food is a luxury. Walking up the street with a cheeseburger and a glass of milk is the biggest FLEX modern society has. Nobody NEEDS to eat, that’s what makes buying food such a status symbol.
Jonas Polsky
Gross Profits? Dairy Queen Employees Fed Ice Cream with Cleaning Solution
UH-OSHA! Staff at a Kentucky DQ were forced to eat ice cream with cleaning solution in it. Was it a violation of their human rights or good old fashioned teambuilding? No one can decide.
Jonas Polsky
Go Flux Yourself! Wendy’s Introduces Dynamic Price Increases Because They Can
Looking for a bargain? Too bad! The all new method of “variable pricing” will hike prices for food based on the time of day. Can’t afford the increased prices? You can have dinner at midnight or you can starve!
Jonas Polsky
